Movie Title Smooshes

I recently came across a list of movie title conflations we must have made up a while back. I'm sure many of them are not original to me and My Associate, but they are here reproduced for your amusement (?). For the more literary minded, I heartily recommend The Man Who Melted Jack Dann.

• Ordinary Cat People
• There's Something About Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
• Sky Captain and the Saddest Music in the World of Tomorrow
• Don't Cry It's Only Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome
• Henry V Element
• Futureshocker
• Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral
• Look Who's Talking Apocalypse Now
• O Super Mario Brothers, Where Art Thou
• Serenity and Sympathy
• Bring It On Golden Pond
• The First Wives' Fight Club
• My Life So Far and Away
• Evil Dead Again
• Best in Showgirls
• Creepshowgirls
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show V
• Blade 3 Men and a Baby
• All the President's Men Don't Leave
• And Justice for All the Pretty Horses
• They Shoot All the Pretty Horses, Don't They
• My Little Vampire Pony: The Movie
• The Man Who Knew Two Little Women
• Clara's Hart's War
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
• Any Unforgiven Sunday
• Sunday in the Park with the Madness of King George
• Dr. Strange Brew
• Citizen Ruthless People
• Kramer Vs. Alien Vs. Predator Vs. Kramer (vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs Earth Vs. the Flying Saucers)
• Jesus Christ Super Star Wars
• Space Hunter: Adventures in Babysitting Across the Forbidden Zone